The perfect toddler horoscope

Violet's horoscope for today:

You are challenged by the difficulty in finding the middle path. What you do now is either totally amazing or just not good enough -- and you cannot tell which. It's as if someone has put a distortion filter on the volume control of your senses. You know what you want, but others may tell you that you shouldn't ask for so much. It's irritating. Hang in there; things will begin to settle down as early as tomorrow.