Just now

Violet and I are in the second bedroom. I've got all sorts of papers and envelopes piled up on the floor that I'm supposed to file but never seem to have time to do. So I'm going through these papers and putting them in piles to file and Violet is rolling around on the floor playing with an assortment of toys.

I look over at her and she's somehow gotten her little grabby hands on a pamphlet and she's been chewing on it. It's all soggy and wet and she's obviously chewing and swallowing bits of it. I say, "Violet! What are you doing?"

Violet says, "BURP!"