making a baby out of cottage cheese

I sent this email to my friends Clay and Diana tonight and it is absolutely the truth. All I want to eat is dairy and fruit. Everything else just doesn't taste very good.


I am eating cottage cheese with pineapple.

If I could eat what i wanted then I would eat a giant slab of cheese with a slice of bread wrapped around it and wash it down with a giant glass of milk (whole would be great, but i have 1%). Then some cottage cheese with pineapple and some ice cream for dessert. Later I'd make a yogurt smoothie with peaches, strawberries and mangos and then I'd eat some watermelon.

I could do this every day, all day. I could live on it for the next 7 months, no problem. It would be grand.